My Basic Physical Flaws.

So, I Havent Been On In A While. Although Theres Probly Not Very Many Ppl Disapontend About That Being That I Have Vertaly No Subscrabers(Wait, Omg, I Have One. Thats So Exciting!!)

Anyways, This Is Gunna Be About My Flaws. It Might Be Pritty Long...

1-My Hair. Its Thick&&A Very Boring Goldy-Browny Colour. Just Blah.
2-My Skin. Its Not That Bad, But It Gets Some Zits&&Lots Of Blackheads That Jus Wont Go Away!
3-My Eyes. There To Small. And A Lame Colour.
4-My Eye Lashes. There So Short. I Want Big Lashes!
5-My Nose. Its Huge.
6-My Upper Lip. Your Hairy. Its Not cool.
7-My Mouth. My Lips Are To Thick!
8-My Teeth...Braces.
9-My Arms. Besides Them Being To Fat, There To Short.
10-My Hands. I Have Man Hands!!
11-My Caller Bone. I Know Its Cause Im Fat But I Want It To Be More Sticky-Outy.
12-My Boobs. There Just Eww. All Marky And Whatnot. Also, Possibly To Big.
13-My Tummy. I Hate You, You Flabby, Fat Peice Of Flesh. Go Die.
14-My Actual Stomach. Stop Being So Hungry All The Tyme.
15-My Bum. Your To Small To Be On A Fat Person! Get Bigger.
16-My Legs. Are Huge.
17-My Feet. I Hate You. Your Ugly&&Slighty Hary. Its Icky.

I Think Thats About It. Basicly, Im To Fat&&Discusting.

~HeartBeatsSuck~

The"Thin"ImageHasGoneTOFar.

Omfg. I Was Just Sitting Here Watching 'Shot At Love' When A Cat Treat Comercial Comes On. 'Wiskas' Or Some Shit. And At The End Of The Comercial It Says "Now With Only 2 Caleries!". WTF? Since When Do Cats Count Fucking Calories? Are There Anorexic Cats Runing Around That I Don't Know About?

Ok, Idc If Your Thin Or Your Fat Or If You Count Calories Or W.E. But If Your Buying Wiskas Treats Cause They Only Have 2 Calories Im Going To Shot You. Im Serios. ITS A FUCKING CAT! Not A Fucking Model. Let Them Eat Whatever They Want To! There Lif Is 9 Times Shorter Then Ares, Let Them Be Fat!

Omg.I Hate Or World Now A Days. Like, Fuck!!

VinceTheShamWowGuy<3

So You All Have Probley Seen That Comercial For Those 'Sham Wow!' Clothe Things Right? And You All Know The Sham Wow Guy, Right?{"Are You Fallowing My Camara Man?"}

Well I Am In Love With Him. Him And His Pefect Little Fohawk. Oh And The Way He Anoyingly Sells All Those Lame Ass Sham Wows. Mmm And That Smexy Head Set He Has To Wear Cause The Sham Wow Is Just To Much For One Hand.*Hot*LawlzZz...

"Use The Sham Wow And You'll Be Saying 'Wow!' Everytime!!"

MyConformity..

So I've Decided That I Have To Change. I Know That On Many Occasions I've Said That 'I Wont Change For Anyone Or Anything' But I Think Its Time. I Want To Be Normal. I Want To Fit In.&& I Want A Bf. 

{Im Tired Of Just Being A Pritty Face,
&&Im Tired Of Being Me.
Todays The Day I'll Start To Change,
&&Tomorow I'll Be Pritty.}

I Didn't Eat Yesterday, I Haven't Eat Today,&& I Wont Eat Tomorow.

WellThatWasSlightlyIckie.

So I Don't Really Know What Ppl Are Suposed To Blog About But I Think This May Qualifi.

Ok. So Here I Was Just Sitting Here With Xzya{My Niece} And All Of A suddon My Leg Gets All Warm. So Im Thinking 'Wtf? Why Is My Leg...Oh No...Did She Just...Oh No...EWWWW!!' She Peed. Just Sat There And Peed Right On My Leg. I Can't Really Get Mad, Shes Not Even 2, But COME ON!! It Was Still Gross.

I Love You Xzya But For The Love Of God, If You Pee On Me One More Time Im Taking Away Your Dora The Explorer Rights For A Year.TAKE THAT!

MyLifeIsBoringAsHell..

There Is Absolutly Nothing To Do. I Could Clean But Im To Tired. So I'll Just Sit Here Till My Dad Get Here And Then I'll Go To Bed. I Refuse To Talk To Him Since He Told Me That Someone Should Put My Animals Into A Building And Set It On Fire.I Don't Care That Im Mabey Not The Best Pet Owner Ever && I Know I Don't Walk My Dogs Enough, But That Is a Pritty Harsh Thing o Say!

Dahmit I Need a Life!

O.o.O Thats Pritty.

Thanx Dee! I Went And Looked At My Freind Dee's Blogger Acount And Her Profile Was SO Pritty! So I Went To The Site She Got Them From { www.pyzam.com } && Now I Have A Pritty Page Too!!
Do You Like It?

Also, If Anyone Knows I Would Apricate You Telling Me Were The Hell My Teddybear Went. When I Unpacked I Coulden't Find It. IF I DONT FIND IT I WILL CRY!

Oh No, I Got To Pee...Talk To You Later, Homiiz.